Q. Is this legal?

A. In short.... yes it is.

Q. What about giving crabs to someone without their consent?

A. It is legal as there is no law against infecting someone with public lice............
its a bit like trying to have someone arrested because they put bed bugs in your bed. And crabs aren't really a Sexually Transmitted Disease as they can be passed on by wearing someone else's clothing, sitting on a toilet seat and sharing a bed with someone ect....

Q. How do you breed these crabs?

A. Well without going into too much detail to protect our trade, we feed them animal blood and watch mommy louse and daddy louse make hundreds of little baby louse's

Q. What will I receive in the mail?

A. You will receive your crabs in a vial, in a plain handwriten address envelope and anyone who happens to find your package will see nothing suggesting you bought crabs on the internet.

Q. How do I give these crabs to someone?

A. One could simply put the eggs and crabs into someone's bed or carpet bomb someone's car and have everyone they know itching for weeks... some imagination is required and very little skill.

Q. What if I accidentally infect myself with the crabs?

A. In the highly unlikely event of self infection call your doctor for an apointment those off you not wishing to go to the doctor can purchase anti crab creams online for a very reasonable price but again you would have to be really stupid to infect yourself.

Q. My Question is not answered here?

A. You can contact us and we will be happy to answer any questions you may have about our product.