Disclaimer ToS and Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy
Our Commitment To Privacy: Your privacy is important to us. To better protect your privacy we provide this notice explaining our online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used..
The Way We Use Information: We use the information you provide about yourself when placing an order only to complete that order. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete that order.
We use the information you provide about someone else when placing an order only to ship the product and to confirm delivery. We do not share this information with outside parties except to the extent necessary to complete that order.

Terms of Service
By accessing this web site, you are agreeing to be bound by these web site Terms and Conditions of Use, all applicable laws and regulations, and agree that you are responsible for compliance with any applicable local laws. If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using or accessing this site. The materials contained in this web site are protected by applicable copyright and trade mark law.

Limitations
In no event shall Crab Revenge or its suppliers be liable for any damages (including, without limitation, damages for loss of data or profit, or due to business interruption,) arising out of the use or inability to use the materials on Crab Revenge's Internet site, even if Crab Revenge or a Crab Revenge authorized representative has been notified orally or in writing of the possibility of such damage. Because some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties, or limitations of liability for consequential or incidental damages, these limitations may not apply to you.

Revisions and Errata
The materials appearing on Crab Revenge's web site could include technical, typographical, or photographic errors. Crab Revenge does not warrant that any of the materials on its web site are accurate, complete, or current. Crab Revenge may make changes to the materials contained on its web site at any time without notice. Crab Revenge does not, however, make any commitment to update the materials.

Site Terms of Use Modifications
Crab Revenge may revise these terms of use for its web site at any time without notice. By using this web site you are agreeing to be bound by the then current version of these Terms and Conditions of Use.

Governing Law
Any claim relating to Crab Revenge's web site shall be governed by the laws of the United Kingdom without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Disclaimer
We here at CrabRevenge.com take no responsibility for any actions taken by our customers in their quest for revenge. Our product is only a prank item and therefore it should be treated as such. You are joking? Then so are we? Our product is not meant to be taken seriously. Everything on this site is for entertainment value much like our product itself. Please be aware that the secret ingredient in our product is no more than a novelty item and should be used responsibly much like you would an item bought in a joke shop. Due to legal reasons we cannot state the exact nature of our product but please be aware that it is a novelty item and should be used with caution. All media references are opinions of the person or persons speaking and are in no way related to our site. Note that they are shown on our site for entertainment purposes only. For further information please contact our support team before purchasing. Please be aware that we cannot delve into the nature of our product nor can we give instructions for use

Returns
Please be aware that due to the nature of our product we cannot provide returns on any purchase. The product is consumable and may have been tampered with once in your possesion so we cannot accept the return of the product.

Charge Back policy
Please be aware that by purchasing from this site you are agreeing to not use a credit card chargeback. If you do use a credit card charge back while using this site we reserve the right to charge you a $100 fine to cover the charges we incurr. We do not mind people asking for refunds but the small minority of people that abuse this service are scum that we do not wish to do business with.