Buy Crabs
.Well your here now so you may as well do what you have been wanting to do since you laid eyes on this site! Please keep in mind while purchasing these that they are for novelty purposes only......
* We currently accept paypal as our main method of payment
* If you dont have paypal please contact us to arrange a postal order or cheque payment
* Please note that in some cases crabs can take up to ten days to arrive as they have a 10 day life cycle and we only send newly spawned colones!
Single Crabs Colony This colony may contain as many as 30 individual eggs in a single clutch. These will hatch within days of arrival and mature within the following week. This package is great for any one person and will definately do the job.
Three Crabs Colonies - Contains three batches of around 30 eggs. Use the first one straight away and you can freeze the other two batches for over 160 days, or...... you could get revenge on three people at once or carpet bomb someone's car or house to have them itching for a long time. Maybe your friends want in on the action and you would like to take advantage of the discount pricing? 
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs - One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid off and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid off and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee than nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them!