Who are we you ask? Well we are a group of fellows who happen to know a thing or two about biology and revenge. We have a lab in Britain some were over the rainbow were we conduct satanic rituals and grow crops of pubic lice. Thats really all you need to know isn't it?
Well we were going to market aids and chlamydia but we decided both were too hard for anyone to actually 'give' to someone and both would be highly illegal. So from then on we decided that we would pledge all of our time to giving unfaithful ex's and people that deserve some bad luck a dose of crabs, that will keep them itching until you feel better............. and that's what we are all about here at CrabRevenge.com.