Yes we sell pubic lice and yes we are proud of it

We sell you crabs to give to your ex girlfriend or whoever has pissed you off enough to make you seek revenge on them.. If you want a method of revenge that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you have come to the right place.

Want real Revenge?

Well, quality revenge is hard to come by these days but we have a method that is so insulting and disgusting that you should never wish it on anyone never mind actually go and do it and we dont encourage you to. All we do encourage you to do is give us money and we will send you a package in the mail with tiny, purple dots in it… those are crabs, and they need only be sprinkled on the bedding or clothing of the one you once loved the most to ensure he/she sufferers the fullest wrath of those genital lice.We have a facility in a non-descript location in the British Isles where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding.You dont have to agree with it just know we’re doing our very best every day to help good people like yourself get back to where you deserve to be in terms of justice.

If you have ever had an ex cheat on you and break your heart......
If you have ever punched above your weight and found yourself being taken for granted........
If you have ever been hurt physically or emotionally by someone who didn't deserve your love or friendship in the first place............
If you've ever found yourself on the receiving end of a cruel joke........

 

Well this is no joke, CrabRevenge.com can help

Due to the number of people asking us whether or not this site is for real we must now state that..... we dont fuck around when it comes to revenge! Granted CrabRevenge.com is full off witty humour but that is only because we cant exactly take ourselves seriously. We can barely believe that we are selling crabs online so we dont really mind that others find it a bit out of the ordinary.

If you have a credit card and or a paypal account we are more than willing to supply you with all the crabs that you could ever need to seek your own justice. After all that's what life is about, isn't it?